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tilthat:

TIL: Shaq hung out with a 7 foot 4 inch tall 12 year old because he felt awkward being stared at. Not only did he hang out with him for a couple days but brought his personal tailor to get hit fitted for clothes.

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“As I stood in front of my favorite Beatle the only thing I could think of was that his contact lenses looked like they hurt him. He smiled and stuck out his hand and without thinking, I rested my right arm on top of his left while we shook hands! “John, ” I said, “are your contacts bothering you?” “No,” he answered. I got the distinct feeling that not too many people had asked that question. Undaunted I plunged on, “I have them too!” I confided.He leaned closer and stared searchingly into my eyes. “Are your bothering you?” he said with a straight face. “No.” I stammered and then we both laughed. “They’re good aren’t they?” John said seriously and I could only nod, not trusting my voice. “But your eyes are prettier then mine.” John said and to my dismay unwanted tears rolled down my cheeks. “Hey” John said with a slight laugh. “Don’t cry or they’ll wash away!” I smiled through my tears as I blurted, “John you’re my favorite.” He smiled warmly, gave my hand a final shake and said, “You’re my favorite.”

—The Girl Who Got To Meet The Beatles- Datebook Magazine Winter 65/66  (via beatlesneveroutofstyle)

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kaosunseen:

dzamonja-swag:

rabioheab:

i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s

  • me, the teen blogger
  • a house with 8 nuns
  • a drug dealer who drives a hummer
  • a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
  • an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
  • a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from 

I’d watch the shit outta that show

yeah shit me too sign me up

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chestermcbadbatt:

today at school we had a pep rally and the principal was giving motivational speeches and hes like “for exams, just remember the “tion” rule! it it ends in tion, it’s awesome! concentration, relaxation, participation, ect” and i leaned in my friend dany’s ear and whispered “anal penetration” and she started crying 

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c-ravinqs:

kingforafuckingday:

poptarter:

talaem:

“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me

“just chill out” wow whered my anxiety go?

“cheer up!” Oh wow, three years of depression, fixed! Just like that.

“don’t be afraid!” look at that I’m fearless now

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musichettas:

i made a joke about doctor who being my religion and my father told me the concept of worshipping the doctor was ridiculous because clearly the doctor didn’t exist and it was ridiculous to worship something that doesn’t exist and i kind of just stared at him for a really long time

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