.minimal.impact.

.minimal.effort.

I don’t ever really want to acknowledge another birthday again.
I feel old and sad.

Done.

Wow this dude is a whiny little asshole today.
Not in a good mood.
Fucking whatever.

Just want to cry.
Worst month ever.
I hope everything gets Better, though there’s nothing I can even do to help.
If I prayed, this would be the time I would do it.

Wow. Anxiety. Because of a picture. Because of my insecurities.
I’m a million miles away and you’re not picking up the phone.
Shit.

barrylyga:

andrewstuntpilot:

Shakespeare’s Deaths and Murders infographic, by Caitlin Griffin at Drown My Books.

This was sent to me this afternoon by my former English Lit. tutor. File under: classroom wall displays. 

I was always told that a Shakespearean tragedy basically boils down to “Everyone stab the person to your left.” This is a little more precise.

(via kittensandcoffins)

orgasmic-humor:

I think it’s so fake how some pants have pockets that are sewn shut like be real with me don’t pretend to be something you’re not

(via bowielegged)